Humor from the Friendly Skies! 😁 ✈️

I experienced some funny and interesting things today during my trip. (This is all true) Enjoy! 😁

I struggled to walk from one TSA Pre-Check gate to another. It was as if everyone was running, and I was standing still. Man, I was struggling!

After my trip through the body scanner, I was putting on my belt when I overheard a passenger and some TSA agents discussing what was in his bag: a knife, a hatchet, and a small crowbar! 👀 😱 😶

As I took care of my business in the men’s restroom before boarding, I looked up towards the ceiling and saw red or green lights over each stall. I didn’t know if I was supposed to stop or continue! 😁

The airplane seat I chose was the aisle seat in the plane’s last row. Man, that lavatory duty was something else! 😅🚽

Well, at least my seat belt connected this time without Eddie the Extension assistance! 😁

After asking for hot coffee, I let down the snack tray, only to discover my stomach acted as the tray on which to rest the snack tray! 😁

We sat for about 45 minutes after boarding to get weight restriction clearance. Man, I thought I was going to be asked to get off! 😁